masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by pyropunk April 16, 2011

masturdouche

a slang word for a male getting rid of his 'cum' after mastubation.

general methods:

1: a tissue ( usually put in toilet )
3: some old gruds or boxers.
4: flushing it down the drain of the shower

thomas: hey bro guess what i got my foot stuck on the shower floor this morning!!!!!!!!

masterdoucher: umm.. that was probly my cum after my masturbate... i masturdouched...

thomas: * scrubs foot madly, then wipes foot on masturdouchers sweatshirt *

by mac' n tosh December 14, 2008

Masturdict

Someone who has a deep obsession or is addicted to Masturbating, Male or Female.

Hey you know Dave, he is a real Masturdict.

by Krarlie August 19, 2014

to masturdrink

to spend most of your time masturbating and drinking

She was not into dancing or fucking, so she left me all alone to masturdrink.

by Reek-the-Prick April 1, 2019

Masturdate

In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.

My boyfriend lives in Arizona, but we have a masturdate at least twice a week.

by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021

Masturdating

You visit someplace alone, look at ladies and masturbate.

I am masturdating around Thamel today.

by Dankknight November 30, 2018

masturdate

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008