Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

marmite pot

the act of using exceptional amounts of toilet tissue in order to clean the nippsy

Barry couldnt get his arsehole clean, some say he had an "arse like a marmite pot"

by john rotten December 10, 2007

marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

MARKITECT

1)(when in all caps) A solo performer originally from Morgantown, WV now residing in Baltimore, MD, who uses a laptop computer in conjunction with guitar, vocals, and experimental noise in his performances with occasional bouts of story telling and performance art.

2)Someone who's given name is Mark and who's chosen profession is in the field of Architecture or Landscape Architecture.

1) Did you see MARKITECT last night? Man he's a pretty awesome performer.

2) My friend Mark is studying Landscape Architecture, I guess one day he'll be a Markitect

by M. Lewis Miller February 19, 2008

marmite

Something to spread on toast when theres no nutella left.

Either love it or hate it - in the words of the Marmite people themselves.

by Lolli Queen September 22, 2005

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003

marmite mining

Anal sexual inter course - examples below:-

1. you marmite miner
2. he looks like a marmite miner
3. you fucking gay , go do some marmite mining

by bruvwithmeanin May 13, 2005