off the market

Taken. Not single. Someone whom you should leave the fuck alone.

Can be abbreviated to OTM.

Yo, dude. You best quit chasing after her. She's off the market.

by HolyMolly March 5, 2008

Mariet

She is really nice,a good hearted person,she will always support you , she will love you trul, she is beautiful and angry sometimes

“Mariet, you are very nice”

“Mariet thank you for listening to me with attention”

by Poptaylor12355 December 27, 2018

Marketing Hacker

Increase Revenue, Optimize Efficiency, and cut costs using Automation, Data, and Process.

Isaac is a brilliant Marketing Hacker as demonstrated by his usage of Marketing Automation, Applied Statistics, and new data processes to quarterly revenue.

by ikecube December 31, 2012

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021

market correction

A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.

BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!

Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!

GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?

Bob: I hate you.

by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

piggyback marketing

A cost effective marketing strategy where two or more companies represent the other firm's non-competing product in various promotions or through referrals.

At the networking mixer, Mary the wedding planner got together with Jason the videographer and mentioned to him how trying out some "piggyback marketing" could work out well for both of them.

i.e., "I'll put a link to your website on my site, if you'll put a link to my website on yours."

by ZonaCat Hansen October 29, 2010