Marf

a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses

1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF

by Lizz August 19, 2003

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 03, 2019

Marf

Someone who has Marfan Syndrome. Commonly used with in group of people.

I'm hanging with my Marfs.

by MarfMan August 09, 2012

Marf

A man scarf.

Did you see what his wife made him?

Yeah she crocheted him a marf, what a lucky guy.

by X3ROX December 08, 2009

Marf

stuff food in your face with no discretion or regard for quantity whatsoever

"i marfed that box of mac and cheese"

"ima marf this bbq chicken"

Me:"Where are my cheese puffs?"

You: " I marfed them all"

by daveydtheemc June 14, 2011

Marf

A rash of the inside of the ass

(girl in bikini walking around)
Boy: whats that red on your butt? I think you have a marf.

by wedonthavemarf March 06, 2009

Marf

A combination (or portmanteau) of the words "moist", "ass", and "barf" all in one. It pretty much means poop or diarrhea, but with a funnier sounding word.

Person 1) "I totally just marfed on your birthday cake!"

Person 2) "That's okay. Maybe we can eat your marf and vomit all over each other!"

Person 1) "Only if you fist me!"

Person 2) "Deal!"

by Green Bean Boy December 02, 2010