Jenna Marbles

A young hot white spunky hilarious foul mouthed youtube comedian and blogger. Her videos leave millions sitting in front of their computers laughing their sanity away. She's just that funny!

Did you see that new Jenna Marbles video on how to tell your future by your panties?

by rwnztrnr August 16, 2011

rug marble

A fat, glistening, throbbing clit hidden deep within a lesbian's unkempt bush.

try as she might, Portia could not find Ellen's elusive rug marble

by Irishslut6969 March 28, 2017

you've lost your marbles

you are crazy.

You think I'm going bungee jumping? You've lost your marbles.

by BeccahBoo December 25, 2008

marble bag

Speedo bathing suit.

Kevin, at the pool: Hey what's that clacking noise?
Mark, puffing out his chest: That's my marble bag. Check it out.
Kevin, cupping: Not bad, not bad.
Mark, jumping back: Hey! Look, but no touch!
Kevin: I've held better.

by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

Sharp as a Marble

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.

Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.

by j99barker June 29, 2016

Marley

A wonderful girl, with a great heart. She’s bubbly, smart, kind, and pretty. She’s the girl all the boys are after, and all the girls are jealous of. Her smile will brighten your day, and the good times seem to follow her.

“I wish I was dating Marley. She’s so nice AND pretty!”

by .....6969696969696969.... May 10, 2018

Markley's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.

Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.

by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010