Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

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mancure

The male equivalent of a manicure. Typically consisting of liquor consumption with several friends or any outing consisting entirely of malecentric activities. Usually, the only females to be found are strippers.

The end result is that the man is refreshed, invigorated, and ready to return to everyday life.

Joe: Hey, Bill, watchu been up to?
Bill: Same ol' shit, work sucks, wife's a bitch.
Joe: Ah, the swansong of the fallen. You need a mancure, my friend!

by Remy June 3, 2009

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male manicure

The act of biting one's nails to trim them.

My nails were pretty long so I just bit them to give myself a male manicure.

by waterontheknee January 29, 2010

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Japanese Manicure

Japanese Manicure NOUN The human act of using ones finger to probe someone else’s poopie or ripe anal cavity, and upon exiting the anus the said finger is covered in human waste.

Michael J. and Riley were playing naked together, Michael J. got excited and gave Riley a Japanese Manicure for his own thrill(er)

by Ty Swagel February 3, 2007

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malaysian manicure

a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.

Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.

by ttrashman March 3, 2011

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