Worst manicure experience of my life!

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.

Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.

by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009

Colombian Manicure

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.

Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.

by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018

Italian Manicure

When a person ejaculates from an old fashioned and it drips down the performers hand, across their finger nails.

She took every ounce out of me. The last of it dripped and gave her an Italian manicure.

by Toolazy69 April 24, 2019

Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Maniculated

1. To get surgery performed; to go "under the knife"

2. A term used in day-to-day conversation, used when stating ones opinion on something.

Example 1

Leo: "I'm here to get maniculated"

Doctor: "I've got you scheduled for 3:00 O'clock"

Example 2:

Dalton: "have you heard that new Bladee?"

Jareck: "Yeah, shit was maniculated"

by NutsBreath May 31, 2021

male manicure

The act of biting one's nails to trim them.

My nails were pretty long so I just bit them to give myself a male manicure.

by waterontheknee January 29, 2010

Japanese Manicure

Japanese Manicure NOUN The human act of using ones finger to probe someone else’s poopie or ripe anal cavity, and upon exiting the anus the said finger is covered in human waste.

Michael J. and Riley were playing naked together, Michael J. got excited and gave Riley a Japanese Manicure for his own thrill(er)

by Ty Swagel February 3, 2007