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short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia
Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome
by crunk February 22, 2005
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short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia
Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome
by Gumby May 13, 2005
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short man eric

perfect height for giving male blow jobs.
Mike asked for a blow job. I told him ask for short man eric.
by George Ballman October 14, 2011
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Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
by Katkattt January 25, 2017
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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.
by libheway March 26, 2022
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