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Daron Malakian

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.
"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

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by Superman's Crotch January 17, 2010
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Malakite

Synonym of stiff penis (taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away)
She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my
by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020
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Related Words

Malakismeni

Malakismeni is a greek slang insult (mostly used by cypriots), meaning female wanker or bitch
Bolla malakismeni ginni!
by CyprusRules May 28, 2018
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Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway
by dom101baller December 18, 2018
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malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.
I think I'm converting to Malakianism.
by lucy123 October 22, 2003
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malakia

Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.
by Malakas May 20, 2004
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Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.
Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.
by SugarSpider July 28, 2008
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