totally magnum 

something that is awesome or amazing at the largest level possible

dude, i just won $100,000 on a scratch ticket!

that's totally magnum bro!

totally magnum by xtomedgex July 11, 2010

Thomas Magnum 

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

Thomas Magnum by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

Jhett Magnum 

One of the main supporting characters from the show "Adventures of Officer BukkNasty and Flaccid Mandingo". Jhett Magnum is a Cyborg detective from the year 2043.

He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"

"Jhett Magnum!? More like Jhett Darsh!"

Jhett Magnum by Jhett Magnum March 9, 2015

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan 

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

Magnum PI's 

Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.

I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.

Magnum PI's by Salvadore McGillicutty June 16, 2008

magnum 

A brand of extra large condoms.

While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.

magnum by idontgot1 August 5, 2008

Magnum 

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

Magnum by Snake July 18, 2004