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Magnolia Elementary School

Everyone thinks they’re the shit until they realize they’re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.
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Midnight Magnetism 

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.
I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

magnolia 

The baddest project in New Orleans. Home of Mystikal.
Them boyz got their wigs split talkin shit in the nolia (Magnolia).

camel toe magnetism 

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.
i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.

Magnolia Wedding 

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.

Magnolia 

A neighborhood in Seattle, minutes from downtown. Many great aspects to it including the Village, nice houses, a boulevard, a sweet view of the Sound.
(Reps the 206)
Yeah, I live in Magnolia.
Damn, I miss Magnolia.
Greatest place on Earth? Magnolia.
Magnolia by revoohdivad January 19, 2009

Squeal Magnolias

A movie for people who like to squeal
"What's your favorite movie, Squeal Magnolias?"