magcrust

a loathsome, lonely female message board poster who does nothing but stir shit. A very dumb female.

Did you read all of that crap she wrote? That bitch is one dumb magcrust.

by Ragnar Lindstrom February 24, 2008

'mage!

Short for: "Imagine that!"

husband: "All the raisin bagels were gone when I got there.
wife: hmm? 'mage! I told you to get to the bakery early! So, what was left?

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

maderWelon

a man who has 2 nut sacks

word created by lenchmobb (seraj rza noah the nonce and 2k)

seraj- hey RZA come here

rza- ight

*rza walks over to seraj*
NOAH TURAB AND MUSSY JUMP OUT OF BUSHES SCREAMING GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MADERWELON
rza- runs
seraj-chases with accompanied with 50 middle aged men screaming GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MADERWELON

by NOAH THE FUCKING NONCE July 3, 2019

magersucht

Magersucht is a serious and sometimes deadly mental illness . It is most commonly found in young teenage girls to young women. They restrict their intake of food and over exercise with the thought that they are humongously fat in their head. They are often dangerly underweight.

I for example have magersucht, or anorexia. I once weighed 80lbs at 5´6ft. It was not pretty now I have been in treatment for a while, but I still think I am terribly fat. Today I weigh 105lbs at 5´7ft. Three weeks ago I weighed 120lbs. I still am losing weight and don´t want to stop. I know the consequences. But it is not like I want to be this way, it is like I am forced to be this way, and yet I fail to seek help for recovery.

by Leenaa April 22, 2008

Mageep

To place a large amount of chewing tobacco in one's upper and lower lip. See skeep.

Oh my god, you are absolutely mageepin' with that skeep right now.

by Northern Doice January 20, 2008

magares

Used with "hilares" to rhyme and emphasize how funny something is.

girl: how you doin?
boy: i'm fine.......... but you the finest..........
girl: you are funny
boy: haha thank you!
girl: funny looking
boy: (...)
girl: hilares magares! (walks away)

by hugbug4lyfe August 14, 2010

Magee Clevis

A sex position where the operator defecates under the receivers tongue. The operator must pull the receivers tongue over the poop. After that the receiver has to gurgle and swallow the poop (perhaps chewing).
To hit the Magee means that you received too much poop from the operator.

P1: Bro, did you see Her last night?
P2: Yeah man she and him had a Magee Clevis

by Hell a fella January 26, 2020