Macintard

A Macintosh loving jew named Marshall.

Guy1: Wow who is that douche?

Guy2: Lol, it's Marshall, he's such a macintard.

by P4R4 December 23, 2008

marijuana maintainance

Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).

The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.

"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."

"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.

"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."

by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009

Maintastic

A compilation of ways to be happy and smart an cool like your Maine man Jermaine.

I had a maintastic day chillin out with you.

by Kapriano June 11, 2009

Maintankadin

A Paladin that is the main tank of a raid.
Main Tank + Paladin = Maintankadin

Snickersnee is a MainTankadin for his raiding guild.

by Pepsuber May 13, 2009

maintame

Keeping your bush under control

"I'm not going down unless he maintames."

by Dustybottoms13 November 13, 2013

Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

maintaint

To cause or enable a condition or situation to continue leaving a trace of a bad or undesirable substance or quality.

"The engineer maintainted my laptop. It works, but it smells of cheese Doritos and jizz."

by Genghis Karl March 31, 2020