loser laps

A phenomenon that takes place in the popular areas of a big city (like in Miami, this would consist of South Beach, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, Sunset Place and Downtown), usually on a Friday and Saturday night, the nights where lots of people go out. Consists of riding around in a hooked up car (body work, rims, etc..) but most importantly is the presence of a sound system with bass inside of your car. It is preferable to have your car filled with your "boys" showing you are all in on it. Your music needs to be playing loud and your windows down. A rattling car from bass typically always attracts people's attention for a moment, and then they go on their way. One of the rare cases that traffic is a good thing because with more traffic comes more time to show off. Rap is the music of choice during a loser lap due to low bass hits and the intensity of the music. You can take the approach where you look serious and tough and let the music do the talking for you or you can play around more and cat call at women in addition to the music playing. Once you have travelled past the popular area, you can turn around and do it again (thus the concept of a lap) because people are always on the move and you will have new batch to show off in front of. Or you can go to a new area. The concept stems from the animal kingdom, similar to how a lion flaunts it's mane when it wants to show off and reproduce. The ills of loser laps can't be elaborated on enough. The modifications to your car will costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. Women don't respond sexually to bass rattling a car and your cat calls. The attention that you get is fleeting and will leave you feeling empty as soon it is over increasing the need to do it again. And it is not a substitute for actually approaching a women in person and carrying on conversation. Typically performed by adolescent men who are insecure about themselves, don't have enough courage to approach a woman, and subscribe to the "thug" subculture (thus the concept of the loser). Also note that this behavior can result in a citation from police for noise violation.

Yo dawg, it's Friday night. Let's go to Coconut Grove (The person will not explicity say let's go do loser laps. It's just what they intend to do when they get to Coconut Grove, assuming they fit all the criteria mentioned above)

by RockeyMullet March 4, 2009

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

by Media Watcher November 1, 2009

Lapsii

The Holy Grail of intelligence.

Damn, I can't find my dictionary. Dude just ask Lapsii.

by V Juice June 29, 2009

lapsley

A lapsley is one of the classier races on the planet, they enjoy an island paradise. And eat only the finest foods. The Lapsleys are partly a calm and industrious people, occasionally known for brief fits of lavish buying. Nearly always prominent members of society,

Anna's such a Lapsley man, what with her fancy school and house, and her parents are alwaysd inviting people over for dinner parties..

by fluropanda April 21, 2010

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010