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professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.
I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.
by Natural Metra September 9, 2015
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greg larsen

Greg larsen is the name of a really chessy guy that goes after freshman girls at the local Hall High School in Spring Valley, Illinois. He also tries way too hard to be funny.
Did you see that Greg Larsen is going after that freshman?\
Not surprised at all.
by flippin hipps February 16, 2018
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lurkey

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "lurkey" someone's joke or material; see also, "lurkeyed".
Wow, that guy stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total lurkey!

You totally got lurkeyed by that girl!
by angryfatgeek January 22, 2010
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the lutsen effect

A mind crunching evolution that takes place when on road trips to the north shore with nothing but men. Desperation soon sets in making women who traditionally look like dragons begin to tempt even the most picky of men. The lutsen effect combined with beer goggles is downright dangerous and should be made illegal in most states.
The four toothed overweight beast of a neighbor next door was "looking legit" as the lutsen effect set in on the third night of our stay at lutsen. It grew ever worse as beverage consumption increased.
by Seversalz July 30, 2009
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luser

luser /loo'zr/ n. common A user; esp. one who is also a loser. ( luser and loser are pronounced identically.) This word was coined around 1975 at MIT. Under ITS, when you first walked up to a terminal at MIT and typed Control-Z to get the computer's attention, it printed out some status information, including how many people were already using the computer; it might print "14 users", for example. Someone thought it would be a great joke to patch the system to print "14 losers" instead. There ensued a great controversy, as some of the users didn't particularly want to be called losers to their faces every time they used the computer. For a while several hackers struggled covertly, each changing the message behind the back of the others; any time you logged into the computer it was even money whether it would say "users" or "losers". Finally, someone tried the compromise "lusers", and it stuck. Later one of the ITS machines supported luser as a request-for-help command. ITS died the death in mid-1990, except as a museum piece; the usage lives on, however, and the term `luser' is often seen in program comments and on Usenet.
That guy is a luser
by ROCK November 20, 2003
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Facebook lurker

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it
Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker
by stevethesitch September 8, 2011
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luiseach

A person with paranormal powers used to fight evil. (Also kind of like a guardian angel.)
Anna: "How come I seem to attract spirits and make them move on?"
Victoria: "Because you are a luiseach. It is your job to do that."
by -Sunshine May 20, 2018
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