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Lumberjacking off

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.
Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...
by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010
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lammergeier

1. Bearded Vulture, the only member of the genus Gypaetus.

2. According to the iPhone's autocorrect, it's another way to say "let me go..." (See example)
1. Dude, hey, I saw a Lammergeier when I was up in the mountains on my Europe trip!

2. "Lammergeier check my schedule."
by shadowochibi December 12, 2010
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Lumbersexual

A not-so-manly man dressing like a lumberjack (although a lot more refined) and sporting a beard that has the volume of a lumberjacks beard and the groom of a hipster, cashing in on the "rugged, outdoor stereotype"
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Dave is such a lumbersexual, in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard.
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
by RS300boi January 25, 2016
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chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
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lemme tap

A guy/or girl who want to tap that ass. Either a hook up, or for sex.
Ay girl lemme tappp.
by FatimaFantastica ;) February 7, 2009
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Lumbergh

A horrible boss who has no idea how to run a buisness. (S)He has the same lame motivational phrases which become meaningless after hearing them day in and out. Also, you totally hate his/her guts for being a total tight-wad.
For more info, See Office Space.

"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on, ohh, saturday. We need to play catch up. Oh, and you might as well come in on Sunday too. Thannnkkss.."

"I'm going to need to move you down to storage room B."
by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005
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Lumberloon

The lumberloon is a deck in clash royale that takes no skill. If you use it do these simple things find a bridge and jump off, because your life has no value. You are an actual dumbass bitch.
If you use lumberloon go fuck yourself.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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