Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.
by cittycatroina December 4, 2013
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A town in Runescape. After someone's owned and killed your ass you'll respawn there next to the well.
by quiklas July 26, 2008
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Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.
Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.
Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.
by R'lyeh February 17, 2010
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Step 1: Place lumberjack
Step 2: Place balloon
Step 3: Freeze
Step 4: Win
Step 1: Place lumberjack
Step 2: Place balloon
Step 3: Freeze
Step 4: Win
Fucking hell, this lumberloon player can go burn in fucking hell! why is his balloon maxed out?!?!?!
by Meme TD December 14, 2021
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"Hey, LumberWIKI could I get some coffee?" "No, I'm watching Pornhub but I could give you a tour of the video."
by LumberWIKI November 23, 2018
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