obama loves you

the best roast ever your opponent will cry from how painful it is

*Obama loves you* says the fat neckbearded fellow, the sus imposter falls to the ground and cries from the humiliation. the sus imposter screams as the neckbearded fellow gently thrust his kawaii co- nevermind you get it already

by アストルフォ June 23, 2021

long distance lovership

A term to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating who have a strong emotional commitment to one another but are far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc.
They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

He and I have a long distance Lovership.

by Mamamacho June 30, 2015

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

loveaholic

Someone who loves to love. A constant urge to love or to be loved.

Kelly is a loveaholic.

by Brett~ March 3, 2006

lovestoned

A state of mind where you can only think about one person -the ultimate state of love. Your mind is just shut down, and all you can think about is him/her.

Lovestoned is a song by Justin Timberlake, off his album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds'

"She's all I think about everyday!" - Daniel
"Dude, your lovestoned.' - Joey

She's got me lovestoned,
I think that she knows
- Justin Timberlake

by Lovestoned September 23, 2006

Tracy Loves

A truly underrated sexbomb pornstar.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good-looking pornstars that I can masturbate to?
Person 2: Tracy Loves. She'll do it.

by Blade1991 October 7, 2020

lovesick girls

song of the year! the title track of BLACKPINK's first ever full album, composed by JENNIE and written by JENNIE and JISOO.

Stream lovesick girls.

by streamthealbumbyblackpink October 3, 2020