my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

Nigga Lover's Choice

A pizza served at many parlors that contains ingredients that a black person would especially enjoy. Common toppings are watermelon and fried chicken.

Billiam: I am taking Leroy to the pizza parlor today.

Hanklin: How much you want to bet he gets a nigga lover's choice?!

by Urbangeek3.9 January 23, 2014

hand-lover

1) one who masturbates constantly and frquently
2) one who has a fetish for hands

1) Richie loves his hand at least three times a night
2) Billie gets a special feeling when he's around hands

by KurDt March 4, 2005

equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3

Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/

by jkilla October 21, 2013

sensual lover

Someone who is great in bed and shows deep affection to their partner and pleasures them with care and thoughtfulness.

She is a sensual lover, really cares for my sexual my needs and pleasures me how i like it.

by Milkshakeomg February 9, 2014

nerd lover

Usually a girl who sees the value in "intellectual" boys instead of the popular guys and jocks. They have trouble finding a relationship, mainly because of their shyness.

Girl 1: "What is Jei doing, starting off dreamily at such a geeky looking guy?!"
Girl 2: "Don't mind her, she's a nerd lover.

by clericalwonder June 27, 2005