by Sid Loort November 8, 2010
Get the Loorting mug.The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"
Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"
Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"
Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."
Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"
Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."
by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014
Get the Lorking mug.The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).
He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.
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Get the Lortin mug.When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
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