Loorting

To troll in an actually intelligent and witty way.

That person is loorting the discussion forum, so try to learn something and stop being an idiot!

by Sid Loort November 8, 2010

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

lorfing

The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).

He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.

by SethFalco April 18, 2017

Lording

When you are acting like a fag and it is too much for the situation at that moment.

"Wow, Jan-Willem just spanked Justin on his ass he is ''lording'' it up right now''

by BuddaB January 23, 2011

Lortin

A Drunken reply to me i agree.

Girl: I wish you were Here. Drunk Guy: lortin

by Marteazy January 4, 2009

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011