Loose Goose

Adj. + Noun A term to describe someone who is so loose that it is no longer comprehensible as to how loose they actually are.

Gary Strudel: Hey Matao! Guess What?
Matao Froond: I'm a loose goose?
Mike Flucker: Yeah you are you loose goose!

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At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."

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Loose goose

The term is used when referring to a girl that has a loose vagina.

Did you hear that Rachel has a loose goose?

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If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

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the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

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Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

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