5 definitions by D. Showerhandel

white vans

hippie shoes most commonly worn by white kids named daniel

Kid: Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Daniel: Shut the fuck up

by D. Showerhandel March 24, 2016

dankies

Dankies are a type of khakis worn by hippies

Jake: Dank Daniel, I never thought you were the kind of person to wear dankies
Daniel: Dank on bro

by D. Showerhandel March 24, 2016

shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.

Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."

by D. Showerhandel March 24, 2016

setting your goose loose

the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

by D. Showerhandel March 25, 2016

trumped

To be trumped (to be trumped/to get trumped/ become trumped/trump) means to have a moment in which all political knowledge flies out of the window and you remain politically clueless.

*on TV* Bernie Sanders: "Global warming is directly related to the growth of terrorist groups"
Viewer: "Oh shit this white man just got trumped"

by D. Showerhandel March 24, 2016