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penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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hock a loogie

To cough up and spit out a large glob of flem usually resulting in a loud a cough and throat clearing noise.
On the bus, we saw a young man "hock a loogie". He spit the loogie on the ground near an agitated yuppie.
by edawgy September 1, 2010
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Love Loogie

When a guy cums it's also known as a "Love Loogie". Releasing his Love Loogie into a girl's mouth. It's up to her whether or not she swallows or spits it out. No one wants a quitter, so don't be a spitter ;)
I can't wait to release my Love Loogie in my girlfriend's mouth.
by Inkdblondee March 3, 2022
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Spooge Loogie

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie
Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE
by e-rips October 8, 2003
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butt loogie

after having anal sex with ur partner and blowing ur load inside of it its the cum thats farted out afterwards
my girlfriend had alot of butt loogies after we had anal on the counter.
by pussy eater May 30, 2006
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dick loogie

male ejaculate, also referred to as semen, jizz and cum
This chick was slobbin my knob when I shot a dick loogie on her face--she was blind for three hours
by Chillmode May 9, 2006
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