A demon personified, if hell was real, lanky kong would be the ruler. There are no words to describe just how fucked up this evil monkey is. Those who look into his soulless eyes for more than a minute are never seen again, only there screams will be heard where they witnessed him. You can't run from him, his arms are unreasonably long for an ape. His first kill was reported on November 22nd, 1999.
anon #1: Hey what happened to Jerry?
anon #2: lanky kong got him last week and I haven't seen him since.
anon #2: lanky kong got him last week and I haven't seen him since.
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by Londynn31 June 24, 2018
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That Heath Ledger is one loinky dude.
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