That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.
Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers
by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023
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lankybox is the most god-awful youtube channel that you will ever come across
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'Wow i sure do feel like killing myself after watching lankybox'
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'Wow i sure do feel like killing myself after watching lankybox'
by Roan Price August 19, 2021
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by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023
Get the lankybox mug.Lankybox is a funny/cringey YouTube channel ran by Justin Kroma and his best friend, Adam Mcarthur. Justin loves the channel and loves food (,especially jelly filled donuts) and has a crazy personality. Adam also loves the channel ,his best friend , and their mascots Boxy and Foxy. Adam has a kind personality. They make Zero Budget versions of popular songs like 7 rings , Boy with luv , and many more. They also play games on roblox, solve riddles online , and guess the price of products they bought online. All in all , lankybox is the perfect thing for you to watch if you need cheering up or need a laugh.
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They are most well known for their roblox videos.
They are most well known for their roblox videos.
by Ilovegalaxyslol January 5, 2021
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Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.
They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.
Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.
Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.
The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.
Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.
Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.
They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.
Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.
Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.
The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.
Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.
Average Modern Father: "Hey son! Watcha watc-..."
8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"
8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"
by some doofus I guess December 13, 2023
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