go Lohando

The artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur pornographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or Cletus-ravage pissflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in Entertainment Weekly. Historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men's magazines--where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. If this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase "to go Lohando," in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one's horribly distended anal pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. But hey, it still beats watching <I>Freaky Friday.</I>

Carlo: I think I might go Lohando, but I'm worried that these Daisy Dukes might interfere with my dangle.

Gustav: Is that really appropriate for a job interview?

by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006

Lohaning

Lohaning is self medicating before an important function

I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.

by My fingers feel like ballons August 15, 2012

lindsay lohan

an aids wagon

i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids

by that guy whos always right August 9, 2009

lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

lohan drip

A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!

I've got the lohan drip

by Marinda September 5, 2008

Lindsay Lohan

Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"

I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.

If her boobs are real, so is Britney singing live.

by HardcorePrincess May 19, 2005

Lohan Solo

An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.

Who's the Lohan Solo with the hot milf on his arm?

by Noir January 1, 2008