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Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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Licking Hoff

Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."
It's really hot out, how refreshing would "Licking Hoff" be right now?
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Licking Kink

A person who gets turned on by getting licked.
You know David, once Madison (the horse girl) licked Sakura and they started moaning in class. Be careful if your tongue accidentally makes contact with Sakura for they have a licking kink.
by SakuraSets March 29, 2021
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Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).
Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.
by Gyroll March 18, 2016
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Licking

If you lick it, Its yours now.
by notryen August 24, 2020
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Pussy licking

Licking a girl out till she cums
by Adam February 25, 2005
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Wenis Licking

The act of licking the loose skin at the end of ones elbow. The lick is usually not felt, but it does take practice to perfect the Wenis Lick.
(Sabastian licks Cassandra's loose skin.)
Cassandra- BOY, ARE YOU WENIS LICKING?!
by Bidleeeyy October 31, 2011
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