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luggage

when you are hungover and have to rely on others to get things done, "carry you"
You're going to have to do my work today, I'm luggage.
by Captain Hangover April 26, 2014
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luggagestore

A bar full of dudes that all wear Affliction tees and Ed Hardy jeans with guido chains that listen to Tiesto while pumping their fists and choding off.
I walked into the club and found myself amongst thousands of douchebags. I turned to my friend and said "damn, did we accidentally come to the luggagestore?"
by Mrs.DiNardo September 4, 2009
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luggage gas

The act of farting at the airport and blaming it on other people's stinky luggage
Guy 1 - Man it smells like shit in this airport, did you fart?

Guy 2- It is probably those poor people's luggage, stupid SouthWest Airlines.

Guy 1 - Stupid luggage gas
by TheonlyR2 August 21, 2012
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longage

its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness
Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage
by jklmn January 14, 2008
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redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.
"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."
by John Dear Track and Field January 15, 2009
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whatever lifts your luggage

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."
by ThatsTooBad May 4, 2010
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LUGGAGE RATS

Luggage rat(s)

AN INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS DEFINED AS TOURISTS IN ANY GIVEN LOCATION THAT ARRIVE WITH LARGE EMPTY WHEELED SUIT CASES LUGGAGE WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT TO BUY AS MANY ITEMS AS POSSIBLE FOR TRANSPORT BACK ACROSS THE BORDER INTO THEIR HOME COUNTRY.

THE PRACTICE IS MOST COMMON IN HONG KONG / SHENZHEN REGION AND DURING WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS HORDES OF TOURISTS ARE SEEN SWARMING STORES AND PURCHASING GOODS WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT OF FULFILLING ORDERS OR PROFITEERING FROM RESALE ONCE BACK ACROSS THE BORDER.

TYPICALLY, THE INDIVIDUALS DRAG THEIR LUGGAGE AROUND THE CITY WITHOUT THE INTENT TO STAY OVERNIGHT. OFTEN FOUND CAMPING IN RESTAURANTS E.G. MCDONALDS USING FREE WIFI AND WAITING FOR RETURN FLIGHTS AND TRAINS THE SAME DAY.

IT IS COMMON TO OBSERVE INDIVIDUALS BUYING LARGER LUGGAGE TO ACCOMMODATE TRANSPORTING AS MUCH CONTRABAND AS POSSIBLE.

HONG KONG SHOPPING AREAS GENERALLY HAVE OUTSIDE LUGGAGE KIOSKS TO ACCOMMODATE THESE NEEDS.

SYNONYM: PACK RAT / MOBILE PACK RAT
Luggage rats can be seen swarming the streets and shopping districts every weekend and holidays looking to pack away as many goods as possible into their empty luggage to take home and resell.
by Tang_Wenbo July 16, 2019
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