lowell grube

A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.

Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.

by Davey Quinn January 26, 2018

Llewellyn

Often an extremely attractive, yet short Welsh Man with a very calm exterior, but in retrospect, a terrible temper. Llewellyn is not one to get into a fight, but when he does, he will most certainly destroy the person who has enraged him. Llewellyn has a large vocabulary and an astronomical understanding of the english language. Llewellyn is terrible at mathematics. When Llewellyn falls in love, he will treat his lady as if she is pure gold, because Llewellyn is a gentleman that has the utmost respect for women. Llewellyn is the perfect boyfriend. He is loyal towards lovers as well as friends. Llewellyn has no fear. He is often doing stupid things. Llewellyn often prefers going by the name "Lew", "Lu", or "Lou".

Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, that guy is attractive! Who is he?"
Girl 2: "that's Marcy's brother, Llewellyn! Oh he is so dreamy! A true catch! I wish he would notice me..."

Guy 1: "Dude! Josh and Llewellyn got into a fight!"
Guy 2: "Really? How badly did Josh get beat up?!"
Guy 1: "it was terrible dude! Llewellyn just went Ape-shit!"

by DGE November 3, 2012

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

lowe

lowe meaning allow like just accept

people usually say lowe it like accept it move on
or you can say lowe yourself meaning calm yourself or calm down

1. i’ll knock you out mate

2. nah lowe yourself

by the urban mandem April 30, 2019

lower than a snake's belly

A snake's belly slides right along the ground as low as any animal can get.

His reputation was lower than a snake's belly.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016

Lowell High School

A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.

Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.

by TheOneFromLowell August 30, 2005