lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

land-locked

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

by Holly August 15, 2006

lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.

1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."

by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006

Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.

Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.

by Tavita April 15, 2006

Locktober

When typically men put on chastity cages on for the entire month of October.

I’m going to be so horny at the end of Locktober.

by Kinggold63 October 3, 2018

lickety blue

crazy, insane, daft, not right in the head.

If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!

by quicksdraws September 28, 2008