lolife

Life in post-postmodern supermodernity. Post-ironic dystopian existence which lacks even a unifying materialistic mythos (pop culture) emblematic of the 90's; and existence is the only joke. Ironically humorless existence

Also Donald Trump is President. Yay for the glorious future!

In the 90's kids aspired to the Nickelodeon life; as a 2017 adult, I can only look forward to the lolife. Even the cartoons are bad

by sandraxine June 20, 2017

ironic lolicon

A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.

They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.

Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.

by jsuki February 6, 2022

Loélia

Some weird french name, inspired from latin, that no one knows how to pronounce or spell. This girl name is a derivative of "Clélia" which comes from the latin "clavis" and means "key, closure".

Loélia is a very rare name (which probably explain why nobody can spell it using the good accent on the "e" or why it's so hard to say "Loélia" when you can say "Léolia", "Léia" or "Loia").

To avoid mistakes, you can ask people to call you "Lo" instead of "Loélia". It's a shorten version of the name that everyone is able to pronounce and spell well! (normaly)

"- What is your name?
- Loélia.
- Oh, Léolia, nice name! I didn't know it but it sounds great.
- ..."

by _fallengod_ June 5, 2017

Loli God

Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.

Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.

by RaccoonLoli June 26, 2019

loli-pop

When you put a loli on a stick and suck on it.

"I love to suck on loli-pop."

by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018

Low Lolicon

It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.

P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.

by MassiveBruhMoment April 8, 2021

lobeing

To deeply connect with another human being. Feeling known, mind melding, being understood, being seen, and speaking without talking are all elements of lobeing.

The lobeing was unparalleled, and we were high from the conversation as we drove across the great expanse of desert.

by playapepper July 11, 2014