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ninja loan

An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.
The bank's ninja loans have ruined its credit rating. Now, no other bank will lend it money.
by Joe Rodolico September 23, 2007
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Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Chinese Lantern

When a man stretches his sack over a flashlight placed directly behind it, causing his scrote to glow red like a Chinese lantern.
Jake lit up that room with his Chinese lantern.

Jason transformed his batwing into a Chinese lantern with a flashlight.

Matt added some ambiance to the dinner party with his Chinese lantern.
by JbodJordyBabes July 10, 2010
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Lanturn

A character from the Pokémon series. It is one of the most obscure characters in the series. However, it is my personal favorite Pokémon.
I loved the Lanturn I had on my Gold Version. I cried when the file was deleted. Six+ years later, I still love Lanturn.
by Chars August 25, 2009
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Lant Mode

"Lant Mode" is when someone or some person commits an act that ruins the moment. This can occur in multiple situations, such as when someone attempts to join in on an inside joke they have no prior knowledge of, when people are sharing a moment and someone comes in and destroys it, when a groupchat are having a wicked discussion and someone sends a really shit meme etc.
Hey stop ruining the moment. Lant Mode!

Person 1: HA HA HA. that was a killer joke.
Person 2: Our inside humour is the best
Person 3: *Attempts to join in and completely fucks it up*
Person 1: Fuck off you Lant Mode
Person 2: Bro you just moded it
by IDPL44 August 16, 2021
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Adirondack lantern

Noun - A water vessel (e.g. kayak) where the semi-translucent hull is illuminated from within at night; like a Floating Chinese lantern.
We put headlamps in the bow and stern of a rotomolded kayak to make it glow and paddled across Upper Saranac Lake.

I popped some really bright glow sticks in my Hobie Cat hulls for night sailing, and it looked like the Star Trek Next Generation Enterprise nacelles at the beginning of the show intro.

A group of kayakers went on an Adirondack Lantern paddle last night.
by Adirondack Ingenuity October 17, 2013
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gnome loan

(Noun) (Runescape) A ridiculously-high-interest loan that's quickly becomes impossible to pay off, with the goal of forcing indebted servitude toward the lender.
I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!
by Dr Bad March 12, 2018
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