The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

Lithuanian Breath Mint

When you cum in her vagina and she queefs it back into your mouth.

Friday night was weird. She gave me a Lithuanian Breath Mint.

by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019

Lithuanian slice and spice

The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.

Tiffany was very reluctant to give me a BJ last night so I gave her a Lithuanian slice and spice.

by BigMo December 6, 2014

lithuanian lip dance

When a very experienced prostitute performs oral sex.

Dude! That lithuanian lip dance at the bachelor party felt so good!

by acidic junk! December 11, 2011

Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.

Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Lithuanian Steam Blanket

An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.

I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.

by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011

Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011