Lithuania

The country were a 4 year old can beat your ass in basketball. They drink so much that they jump of a bridge..

Wtf how is he so good at basketball,

Ah he is probably from Lithuania

by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020

lithuanian love puddle

The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!

Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!

by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013

Lithuanian Fight

2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.

Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.

It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.

Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.

by Commilad September 20, 2007

Litha

A name derived from the Xhosa Culture, which means 'lighting up the room' .

It's typically used for females who would most likely have a cute face and thick body when older.

"That girl is so pretty, her name must be Litha"

by Beautyisnotapersonalitytrait September 1, 2021

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Lidhan

pronounced: Lee-in
very original

always seen with the coolest people
cool enough herself
very girly
has a phobia of fruit, especially bananas
you would wanna be her..

"oh my god thaat's so Lidhan.."
"get that banana away from my face" - Lidhan
"you wish you were a Lidhan

by mcseenelly August 1, 2009

Luthando

The name Luthando is a very popular in the country of Southern Africa, it means "she/he is love".The name is great for a baby boy and/or girl. Luthando is funny, caring, sweet, beautiful/handsome.

"Luthando is such an amazing friend oh my gosh!"

by Henry Danger #101 August 25, 2021