lisette

a very smart person usually only using dumb luck to succedd

lisette how in the world did you get yourself in the urban dictionary, or lisette why did you slap that child

by alea_thedemon November 18, 2021

lisette

This is a dutch word meaning a clenched butthole. It is pronouced 'lie-set'
It is usually used in a sexual context, but also as an insult.

'YOU'RE A SHIT SOAKED LISETTE!'

'Can I see your lisette?'

by Ceri&Abigail March 3, 2008

Lisette

A girl with an extremely ugly face and personality. Looks like a dirty farm animal. Also a manipulative slut who likes to fool people into trusting her.

Chris: "I just broke up with lisette because she cheated on me with 20 other guys."
Peter: "damn bro I'm sorry. I told you not to trust that ugly hoe"

by Kcm2111 February 11, 2019

Lisette

Worst person alive, especially if she is your sister. If she is your sister then, i feel bad for you

Lisette is a shitty sister.

by Mauk3 July 7, 2020

Lisentrate

To listen and concentrate at the same time.

Stop texting me I am trying to lisentrate.

I have to lisentrate in this class because I have a test this week.

by Rodent Cheesepants July 27, 2009

Livectomy

When U've had enough of Liv.

Ugh Liv is all up in my beans, looks like I'm gonna have to perform a Livectomy

by DeliciousReptar May 14, 2018

Lisette

She is a redhead, skinny, shorty(from my POV) latina(proly colombiana) that often is like lookin in a mirror, she is straight but shy , mind fucker, loves S.Hawking for no reason and you´ll hate how much you fucking miss her, she´ll make you a grown man by making you have whole lotta doubts about your reality and your own mistakes, she is one with the force and the force is one with her.

Gandalf: It is late and you gotta go now.

Sam: C´mon Lisette your father will beat yo ass if you don´t take that bus.

by Mike Wazs0wsky September 28, 2018