Liquid Lurker

This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever

Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!

Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother

by Boss Betty January 27, 2008

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Liquid Swords

GZA's 2nd LP, often considered by many to be the best Hip-Hop album by any member of the Wu; even better than 36 chambers. Therefore making it the best Hip-Hop album ever.

Track List:
1. Liquid Swords

2. Duel Of The Iron Mic

3. Living In The World Today

4. Gold

5. Cold World

6. Labels

7. 4th Chamber

8. Shadowboxin'

9. Hell's Wind Staff/Killah Hills 10304

10. Investigative Reports

11. Swordsman

12. I Gotcha Back

13. B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

by El Barto May 12, 2004

liquid satan

When you have a crook guts and your shit turns to liquid and burns your ring on the way out.

guy #1 - Dude, last night i had chilli con carne.
guy #2 - hey that sounds alright

guy #1 - nah man, my gut is killing me, it's a liquid satan. when i got up this morning i sneezed and im still cleaning shit off the walls.
Guy #2 - no way

by barbarian 90210 October 2, 2007

Liquid Generation

A site that one time prided itself with always being current, having great animation, being absolutely hillarious, and pushing the envelope. Had memorable skits like Masterpiece Movie Reviews and even a game where you had to spot the transvestite. Memorable, indeed.

LG has now become a shitfest, mostly since The Walrus left a couple of years ago to launch his own project, ZipperFish.com, which is nothing more than a subscription page for porn ads. Once a force to be rekoned with, you'd probably find the average E/N site funnier.

Idiot: d00d, LG r0x0rz mah s0x0rs.
Me: Fuck off and die!

by digitaloutsider May 13, 2005

liquid sword

The most lethal element of The GZA's verbal arsenal. The purest form of lyrical death known to man.

No man that ever saw the liquid sword lived to tell about it.

by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

liquid blanket

Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.

She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.

by sbp1029 February 22, 2015