Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

linguistics

Linguistics is a field of study focusing on the structure of language. Completely captivating and impossibly satisfying.

A 2 year old child learns on average 9 new concepts a day. Somehow the brains of toddlers can intuit multiple abstract concepts over the course of a day. Do you remember what it was like to understand what a drain is? a lock? to sweat? to worry? to forget? glass? digestion? Linguistics explores the way people use language and its connection to the brain/cognitive development.

by thebrainisnuts September 16, 2008

linguistic

adj; of or relating to language

It's good to have enough linguistic skill that you wouldn't call something an adjective and then use it in your example sentence as a noun, dumbass.

by akdsjfa;dsg;adsg November 2, 2006

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

lingfield college

lingfield college (previously known as lingfield notre dame) isn’t even a college yet for some reason that’s what it’s called. it’s full of kids who want to get a good education but aren’t rich enough to go to a good private school. all the teachers are wankers lol and all the kids are too. it’s not a good school and we all can’t wait until we get out of it. but i mean we get 8 weeks summer holiday !

kid: you know lingfield college?
kid 2: yeah it’s full of wankers and cheap slags lol

by chris hare mind boggler January 12, 2019

linguisa

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Linguistic dissonance

Language, as with many forms of complex communication, is linear. Its use and context establish tone (the attitude in which the author conveys), with the logical expectation of consistent perpetuation. When one exhibits an unanticipated deviation from the aforementioned parameters, such that its register, dialect, and/or vocabulary is at a significant distance from that previously employed, its effect can best be described as being "totally fucking weird"

This is also known as being "sophisticated as hell"; however, linguistics prefer to call it "linguistic dissonance".

"In the immortal words of Ayn Rand, STFU n00b." ~ A common variation of the sort of linguistic dissonance that one becomes acquainted with when "debating" on 4chan.

by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016