Limb Lump Dump

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.

Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.

by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007

went limb

beating someone with a stick, tree limb or piece of wood.

That old man just went limb on that punks ass.

by watereesc April 11, 2011

glute and limb bag

A glute and limb bag is another word for pants, usually of the baggy variety. The 'glute', a slang/informal term for any of the three muscles in each buttock, and the 'limb', pertaining to the legs, are all housed within the pants, referred to as the 'bag' in this phrase. Hence the combination 'glute and limb bag'. Regional dialect of Upstate New York.

Back in the day, that boy Sammy Davis Jr. could dance right out outta' his glute and limb bag!

by VanillaIceChick July 16, 2008

micro limb

A micro limb (or micro limbs) is either a finger or a toe.
The arm is a limb, therefore the fingers are smaller limbs that come from the arm, known as micro limbs
(Can be spelled microlimb, micro limb, or micro-limb)

"Yesterday my toe broke off, it got stuck in the gears of bike."
"YOU LOST A LIMB!?"
"Toes arent limbs."
"Oh, yeah sorry, micro limb."
"Callie you're such a worler.."

by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS July 20, 2018

love limb

Another word for penis.

I wanna put my love limb in her

by dianaiguess August 12, 2018

Jack Limb

A person who thinks he's/her thinks their always right.

2+1=4 ( that's wrong )

Jack Limb- No that's correct and realistic!

by Moneyboi69 September 7, 2017

tree limb

It's a game where u climb on the person closest to you.

Hey, I dare you to play tree limb on that person.

by Me.MooCow June 4, 2017