Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.

Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care

by Blu_leef December 1, 2022

hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

by Ed Skunk May 24, 2006

Would you like a glass of WATTAA

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.

"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"

by Mat Lee May 5, 2007

sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.

"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"

by Bellser July 30, 2006

Peed like a girl

When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.

Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.

Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.

Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?

by xIlluzionx January 20, 2009

like a glove

What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.

These gloves fit like a glove.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

like a girl

can beat all expectations required

I run like a girl, keep up.

by Dylan❤😍 February 10, 2015