lessons

Something you can learn when you are very young or very old or even in between.

You shouldn't be his chloscar otherwise Grahl's parents will kill you.

by your werst nightmare January 20, 2003

lepson

A lepson is a person who copies anything you say. If you have a new catch phrase or a great idea, a lepson will come along and think they are really cool when they steal it and use it as if its their own.
A lepson then, is a very annoying copycat type try hard that makes you want to smash them in the face.

"Hey! i made that up you filthy lepson!"

by Oinktastic December 14, 2004

lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

by ASPG February 28, 2009

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006

Sociology lesson

A safe place if you're anything except a non-white male.
Even though it's a broad subject and interesting subject filled with ideas, a sociology lesson can easily be whittled down to "white men are racists, everyone else are oppressed".

One of the few places leftists feel completely empowered and morally superior where as long as you hate white men, you're never wrong.

A: I'm getting so sick of Anatomy & Physiology. As a bi-gender grey demi queer unicorn fairy flute toothpaste toenail chicken ankle, it's just insulting to see all this bullshit.

B: We can always go check out a sociology lesson, it's the one place we can escape their oppressive patriarchal misogynistic white supremacy. Sociology understands who we are. They're there to protect our feelings.

by Reppy07 December 8, 2016

Teach her a lesson

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.

“Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”

by Robby101 November 1, 2006

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.

You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!

by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006