Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

Litarded

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

by holykenobi December 21, 2020

cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Leotard

A Leotard is a cop that is retarded or generally just a dumb ass. Comes from the LEO which is short for law enforcement officer and tard as in retard.

I got pulled last night by this cop but turned out to be a leotard and so I just kicked him in the balls and just drove away and he didn't chase me either. Probably because his fat ass was too retarded to get back in his car.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

Loptarded

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

by Kitty69 November 13, 2004

Lootarded

Half looter, half retard. Describes people who are so retarded that it makes them loot.

Lootarded - ''Omg! I'm such a lootard. I looted the mall and stole Air Jordans from inside it, then traded them for crack, and got all cracked out! HAHA!! ''

by oldschoolrocker December 7, 2021

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019