Legos

The thing you should NEVER, EVER step on before you scream and cry in agony and irony.

Fred: steps on Legos
*his eye sockets slowly move out of place from the irony*

by MyBigFatBoobs April 1, 2020

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Lemas

Lemoore, California. Namesake of Naval Air Station (NAS) Lemoore.

Nevado: Hey bro! I need a stash spot in Lemas for the Moon Stuff and Clear comin' from Visa!

Calacas: Don't stress fool! Just go to the Naval Air Station! I saw some shit on the news about two tweakers who drove into NAS Lemas and crashed into an F-18!

Nevado: Right on homey! If no one was trippin' on those two, then we should have no problems!

by ZXY&ABC July 31, 2019

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Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

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Lemonading

Can use lemonade, going full lemonade, lemoned, lemonaded.

Eliminating or greatly harming the competition to your current partner. E.g. Partner (male or female) cheats on you, you take a baseball bat to the girl (or guy) s/he cheated with's car so that they will stay away. Implied that you might actually use the bat on the person who engaged with your partner.

Also, going full lemonade.
Used by: Tituss Burgess, Kimmy Schmidt, Beyoncé, Jimmy Fallon

First episode of season 3 of the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show

"I am doing what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I am lemonading."

by Findhini May 11, 2017

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Lemon Demon (band)

Lemon Demon is a band given to us by the holy lord Neil Cicierega. Cicieragea? Cicieroga? Nobody can spell that. The most astonishing musical composition engendered by Lemon Demon is - in my personal opinion - Two trucks, conspicuously. The ardency between these two trucks is just astonishing! The way they hold hands, the way they make love..

Aaron: "Hey, what's Lemon Demon (band)?"
Me: "The best, most astounding, great, extraordinary band ever. Okay, let me introduce you to it, let's commence with Touch Tone Telephone. A musical composition about a curious, nervous theorist about to tell all his theories to someone.. *continues to ramble about the musical composition*"
Aaron: "Okay..maybe we'll start with this one called Cabinet Man, it looks less..complex?"
Me: "Oh, that's a personal favorite! The storyline is great, about an arcade machine with organs inside of it."
Aaron: "What?"

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

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