Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 15, 2010

Lemmingwear

Fashion choices for fitting-in rather than standing-out

Chad, You should wear your 'North Face' pullover... Do you really want to be the only person at the party without Lemmingwear.

by Tad Turdlike March 4, 2008

red lemming

Term for a common Chinese person.

The nation colour of China being 'red' + 'lemming' a person with no originality or voice of his/her own.

One who speaks or repeats only what he/she has been told by the state. Excessively nationalistic. A tool. A cretin.

China is goood, China amazing, China wule da world!" "Oh great another red lemming.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010

Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

by Das Jens December 9, 2008

Lehmanesque

poppycock; perplexing; possibly fraudulent, esp. math.

I like that Jehovah's Witnesses believe that everyone will be brought back to life. But how could trillions of people share the Earth? The math is Lehmanesque.

by iamstarheart June 12, 2011

lemmino

lemmino is another form of lmk

also a really decent music artist in youtube

dealer: ay bro i got a ride i’ll be there in 15

me: okay bet just lemmino when you here

by LolFire January 30, 2019

Lemming

Lemmings are small little rodents that are said to commit suicide in mass numbers. But this is actually just a rumor started after a documentary about lemmings where the director was miss iformed and thought that lemmings did commit suicide and forced hundreds of them off a cliff. In reality they never travel in gorups and live in a burrows underground filled with nuclear warheads that they shall use to RULE THE WORLD!!!

Bow down to the lemming overlords FOR THEY SHALL RULE ALL!!!WE MUST DESTROY THE PENGUINS FOR THEY ARE THE SPAWN OF EVIL!!!!BUNNIES,CHIPMUNKS,THE ALL MIGHTY TRUPAOKL,AND LEMMINGS MUST UNITE TO DESTROY THE THREAT AND ASSUME OUT RIGHTFUL PLACE AS OVERLORDS OF EARTH!MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Trupaokl October 19, 2004