Leaving NeverLand

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.

Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!

by The real smooth criminal March 15, 2019

Lavender marriage

A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.

"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"

by Hellenophile07 April 4, 2022

laven

the name Laven is of kurdish origin and means “precious, loved one” , the name is given mostly to girls. Laven’s are hard to find (literally, because there’s barely anyone called laven). They are also over thinkers and lazy but always end up achieving what they want in the end. Laven’s will spoil you with food and gifts and are the mum of the group. she is a loving and caring person, don’t let a laven go. they are rare and hard to find .

person 1 : “hey, have you met laven? she’s so caring and sweet”
person 2: obviously duh, she’s laven!

by Lavennnnn July 31, 2020

Why did my dad leave me

He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again

Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 24, 2009

Leave it to Beaver Syndrome

When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.

The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.

On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."

by Robert Sacamano October 17, 2013

thats going to leave a mark

1.A statement made when a bad accident or mishap happens.
2.A phrase uttered before you put the hurt on someone.

1. Spectator: "Here comes Earnhardt." "Holy shit, he is MOVING!"
Waltrip: "Ooops" ...and slams into the wall at 170 mph.
Spectator: "Oh, thats going to leave a mark."

2. Sniper: "Any targets?"
Spotter: "Got 2 combatants at 450 yards behind the berm, north of the building."
Sniper: "Got em." "Night night sugar pie"
Spotter: "Ouch, thats going to leave a mark."

by frainslug April 8, 2007