Hellenophile07's definitions
A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.
"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
by Hellenophile07 April 4, 2022
Get the Lavender marriagemug. P1: You going to the potbless at the Changs tonight?
P2: Wtf is a potbless?
P1: It’s a potluck. The Changs used to be Buddhist, but ever since they became Christians, they don’t like using the word luck.
P2: Uh, okay then.
P2: Wtf is a potbless?
P1: It’s a potluck. The Changs used to be Buddhist, but ever since they became Christians, they don’t like using the word luck.
P2: Uh, okay then.
by Hellenophile07 December 3, 2023
Get the potblessmug. by Hellenophile07 May 8, 2024
Get the celebration of knowledgemug.