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Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.
The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”
by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010
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Lazarus luck

The term "Lazarus luck" is applied to someone who has partied so hard that others deem them lucky to be alive. This may also apply to someone who has been resuscitated after an over dose. In reference to the biblical figure Lazarus of Bethany also known as Lazarus of the four days. Lazarus was said to have been resurrected four days after his death by Jesus.
Ozzy Osbourne must have some kind of "Lazarus luck"; the man has probably been brought back to life ten times!
by partyviking June 28, 2013
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Lazarused

When you get caught cheating and everyone thinks it's over but you sweet talk your way back in there like a boss.
No way! How are you guys back together?! She literally caught you in the act.

...mate you Lazarused it!

Good lad.
by MaximusLadius September 8, 2014
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Lazurus Joint

A joint that one has to relight often.
"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."
by Missapee April 1, 2015
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Lazarus Good

When you want t apply logic and make something awful positive there is Lazarus.
by 2ndpeehole November 26, 2019
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Lazarus

Laz is a goat he is very shy but nice when you get to meet him
Lazarus
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Lazarus

Lazarus is a person who is extremely short but can lift a truck if he wanted too. He gets no hoes and thinks he’s the leader of the group but in reality... he’s the prospect. His favourite things are talking to his sandwiches, porn, five nights at freddys, swimming and anime. He is extremely retarded When it comes to common sense and school work and delusional Asf but his friends love him cause he is funny, he needs to stop being a child and gain some confidence and mature up if he wants some hoes😂
Lazarus is such a fat cunt

“Lazarus why are you fucking that hedgehog

“laz stop eating that guys ass”
by She luv Tyrone’s fat cock November 22, 2021
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