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Latitude

A term originally used by lifeguards to describe getting a blowjob, getting it's name from the up-and-down motion made during oral sex.
Don't give me attitude, show me your gratitude, and give me some latitude.
by thelongestyards February 2, 2015
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lattetude

A hyper attitude caused by too much caffeine.
Steer clear of Jolene this morning...she's got a lattetude.
by harry flashman August 29, 2003
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Lattétude©

Lattétude© is Latté + Attitude + Latitude.

It has various meaning realating to coffee, milk, and other foods and beverages.
1) the bowl in which the beverage is served. 2) the beverage itself.
3) a state of being
4 a name of a cafe or restaurant offering such a beverage, cup, or state of being. Invented by Larry Matthews, Wanganui NZ ©1995-2005
"I like that Lattétude bowl."
"I would like to order a lattétude with milk and espresso."
"They have Lattétude."
"Let's go to Lattétude for a coffee."
by Larry Matthews September 8, 2005
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Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex
"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."
by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009
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lattitude

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.
In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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Dell Latitude E6410

The Dell Latitude E6410 is a laptop that was made in 2010 and has less RAM than a public middle school's oldest PC
I swear to god that Chromebooks make my old Dell Latitude E6410 look like a NASA supercomputer
by Dell Laditude E6410 June 1, 2020
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Dell Latitude E6210

A made-up laptop that is an urban legend among furry tech support workers due to the model number being very similar to the website URL of e621.net
person 1: Did you hear about the Dell Latitude E6210?
person 2: No, but it sounds rather cursed. I don't even think it exists.
by ChickenTheToaster February 7, 2024
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