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Mr. Lawler

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.
Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!
by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009
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Jennifer Lawerenceing

To fall gracefully up a flight of stairs in front of a large audience
"Hey did you see that girl Jennifer Lawerenceing the other day?"
by Elle Adams April 8, 2015
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Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.
Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!
by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008
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Ladderhead

A Ladderhead is someone who is often taken advantage of, usually so someone else can get higher or better in something.
“Ugh, I can’t stand Jim, he’s nothing more than a Ladderhead, he should just quit.”
by Disco Jimmy June 10, 2021
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rules lawyer

A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.
"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."
by Steve H. March 18, 2005
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lawyer's lawyer

When the crimes you commit are so bad that your lawyer needs to get a lawyer.
"My lawyer's lawyer said he can get my lawyer off so my lawyer should be in court for me."

"Your lawyer's lawyer? What the hell did you do?"

"Pissed on some Russian prostitutes, a little nepotism, raw dogged a porn star and lied about it, I am slumlord, used my political connections to profit personally, signed off on people using tax dollars to fund their personal trips, wrote down shit on some pieces of paper and forced others to live by it , tried to sue people who called me names after I verbally attacked them, I haven't paid taxes in 10 years, fired some asshole who kept trying to investigate me and my friends, grabbed a few random women by their pussies - hey they like it - , watched some teenage girls get undressed, sure as fuck am not renting my houses to black people, sold some fake diplomas to a few dumbasses, hired some undocumented pollocks in the 80's, rigged some gambling machines in my casinos, some jackasses claim I didn't pay them, a few fraudualant realestate deals, bought my own books with campaign dollars and kept the royalties, smuggles some models into the country so I could bang them - even married one of them, set up some tax dodging foundations, remember that Cuba embargo I bitch about that last jackass lifting - I totally violated it in the 90's, and I conspired with a government known to be an enemy of our country to influence federal elections. Nothing too bad, I don't know what they are bitching about."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 25, 2018
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Lauderdaling

When you projectile vomit everywhere including the door leading outside, shoes, cars, and porches. Started by Tyler Lauderdale
Shit dude i just caught Tyler Lauderdaling agian!

Dude if you drink anymore your gona start Lauderdaling!
by LoZ825 April 1, 2009
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