Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.

"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."

by A.Warm May 30, 2016

lava lamp

The best kind of lamp.

My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.

by Celeste A. April 18, 2006

LAGALABATATA

stands for Los Angeles Gay And Lesbian And Bisexual And Transexual And Transvestite Alliance

A: Shoot! today I have an important meeting at LAGALABATATA!
B: LAGALA who?!!
A: BATATA

by Sinoatrial November 15, 2009

lava pussy

A vagina that erupts with juices after sex during a woman's period.

Nikki had some crazy lava pussy after I made love to her so I put my face between her sexy legs, sucked the lava out of her pussy, and licked her clit until she came in my face

by Namni1978 June 25, 2014

LaSalle-Peru

Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.

The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers

by G2LowC November 8, 2009

Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015

Lagaloser

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011