lamer

Before the rise of the Internet, it was largely used amongst the Amiga pirate, as well as, the demo-scene community.
A lamer would be a wanna-be hacker with absolutely no coding/cracking skills at all.

Also, it was used as an insult between rival pirate groups.

Quartex are lamers!
Signed off, Paranomia.

by MEGAMIGA October 18, 2006

Lambert And Butler

I completely disagree with the other definition.

Lambert And Butler, or L&B, are an extremely good quality brand of cigarettes at a reasonable price.

They are by no means the cheapest brand, and are in fact the most popular British one, with a great flavour and a good finish.

Person 1 - What are L&B?
Person 2 - Lambert And Butler dude, they're the sex!

by friendorfoe100 September 19, 2006

Alex Lambert

American Idol contestant on the ninth season of American Idol. Notable for mullet-type hair and a unique style of singing. Eliminated in a shocker on the last week of the semifinals. This upset many fans. Upset them so much, one of his fans created a petition to sign so he could be brought back on the show. Got over 400 signatures 2 hours after it was created, right after the show.

"OMG NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ALEX LAMBERT IS GONE!!!!! IM NEVER WATCHING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"- One of many fans outraged by Alex's elimination and others

by TheChosenOneForTheDecade March 14, 2010

Lambert

A slang term from St. Louis, Missouri referring to St. Louis Lambert International Airport, the major airport for Greater St. Louis.

Person A: "Hey, I'm flying out from Lambert tomorrow"
Person B: "I'll miss you man"

by rimnuthefolf August 3, 2023

Text Lagger

A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!

You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....

NO REPLY....

2 hours later...

Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..

by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009

lamer

1. Someone who cluelessly (or in some cases pridefully) does things to piss off an established community, usually on the internet.

2. Someone with little to no netiquet.

3. A complete ****ing idiot who refuses to get the picture they aren't wanted somewhere. Again usually on the internet.

-Random Metal Message Board or Chatroom-

Lamer: NE1 LIKE LINKIN PARK? I THINK CHESTER IZ HAWT!

Poster-A: This is the metal board. Linkin Park isn't metal, they are pop-rock.

Lamer: THEY R METAL THEY ARE ON MTV N U R JELLYIS!

Person-A: Will a mod please ban this LAMER?

by Hic October 7, 2004

Lambert High School

a school in southern forsyth county, Georgia where if you're parents are rich your social status is through the roof and if you live in a middle class home you're considered homeless and gay. Here kids get everything they suck there parents dicks for and will probably all be broken later in life. If you have sex once you're considered a slut and if you haven't had sex your considered a loser, lose-lose situation.The parties thrown are usually busted by Laurel Springs security in about 30 minutes and if you even mention the word "marijuana" you're given the name crack-head because weed and crack are on the same level at good ole LamBURRt but don't worry we can drink alcohol all we want because it's "legal"

i go to Lambert High School

rich fuck

by Kritex July 5, 2011